Be Jeffrey Epstein : How to clear your name 101.

Fake your death in the most obvious way possible.

Get plastic surgery to slightly alter your apperence

Come back looking like Palm Beach Pete

Run for Mayor like nothing happened

Actually become Mayor

Immediately fly… pic.twitter.com/2QkGkaGBgP

— Mr. Nobody (@MmisterNobody) June 12, 2026

ALSO REMEMBER THIS:

FAKING YOUR DEATH ON TV AND GETTING THE PUBLIC TO BELIEVE SUCH A THING HAPPENED IS A 33 DEGREE MASONIC RITUAL

— Q ™️ (@QTHESTORMM) June 10, 2026